SCATTERGUN
Reptile bound for heaven
Cut him down to size
Bible brainwashed fucker
Security when he dies
Watch him sin, sin, sin
Slithering to paradise
He has such scaly skin
and a face wide fake ass grin
You know forgiveness is dead
God will not forgive
Satan will be your friend
Someday when you wont live
Minister snake
Wears a devilish grin
Minister snake
Ready to give in
Minister snake
Got a devil for a friend
Minister snake
Likes to sin, sin, sin
He resides in the house of God
Barracks for his fucking army
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The Skeezix Dilemma
Silly childhood game - Uncle Wiggly
I cower in abject horror
Approaching space number 109
Home of the gaunt and haggard shell of the Skeezix
The emaciated figure
Harboring the greed of a thousand
Invading, thriving, ascaris whittles away
The self confidence of young minds
Casting doubt that they will
Ever reach the finish to see for themselves
The sagacious Uncle Wiggly
His mission now is complete
The arboreal king of misery and woe
Skeezix reposes high on a knotty forest crag
And the child still tries his best to
Stay into the game
But with insufficent, no volition
Plotted course of demolition
Goes through all the motions
Musing caveat emptor and
A predetermined failure
He draws a card and all his fears come true
Advance to 109
That's what you have to do
When Mr. Skeezix becomes Mr. Jones
Or you, or me
Just think of what that does to wreck
A child of two or three
They know and feel much more than
We will give them credit for
And all they want in life from you
Is love and nothing more
When painful eyes begin to cringe
When you walk through the door
Remember children are a gift of love
Sent from the Lord